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Tongue Twisters

Tongue twisters are great fun to try and we’ve gathered together several for you. If you try these in a group of people, someone is sure to get the giggles. Will it be you?!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Piper Piper picked?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I’m not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate,
I’m only plucking pheasants
‘Cause the pheasant plucker’s late.
I’m not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s son.
I’m only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad’s heart
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn’t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore
The sea-shells that she sells are surely seashells
So if she sells sea-shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
“But,” he said. ” I must see
What the minister’s fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee”

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter!
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter!”
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter,
And her batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Repeat these over and over if you can …

— Rubber baby buggy bumpers

— A black bug’s blood

— A cricket critic

— Cheap ship trip

— Fat frogs flying past fast

— Greek grapes

— Sunshine City

— Irish wristwatch

— Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?

Sam’s shop stocks short spotted socks.

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