Posted By John
Aussie Jokes for Kids

You may have heard some of these jokes told in a slightly different way. Some people call them groaners because that’s the sound adults make when they read them. So if you feel like a bit of silly humour to brighten your day, take a look at our jokes for children. No one is looking and we’ll never tell.

 1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

 2. Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock?

So he would be on time.

 3. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?

Their joeys have to play inside.

 4. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?

A woolie jumper(sweater to Americans)

 5. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a giraffe?

Broken legs.

 6. What do you get when you cross a glove with a Tasmanian Devil?

I don’t know,but i wouldn’t want to shake hands with it.

 7. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?

All animals because bridges can’t jump.

8. How do you stop a wild dingo from charging you?

Take away his credit card.

 9. Why does a frog have more lives than a cat?

Because it croaks every night

10. What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola

11. Why did the crocodile cross the road?

He was following the chicken.

12. Why did the emu cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken

13. Why did the wallaby cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off.

14. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?

Because he was a double -crosser

15. Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baa shop

16. What do you call a bunch of Barbies standing in a row?

A Barbie queue

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