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More Jokes That Make You Go Hmm?

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    • I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
    • I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.

Have a Laugh on Us

  • I’m confused. No wait … maybe I’m not.
  • Don’t take life so seriously. It isn’t permanent.
  • Don’t argue with an idiot.
    People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
  • Some people bring happiness every place they go.
    Others do it when they go.
  • Always borrow things from a pessimist.
    He never expects to get them back.
  • How is a shark like a spider?
    I’d scream the same if I touched one.
  • Why aren’t table scraps made of wood?
  • Why do we call it a “hot” water heater when it heats cold water?
  • Why do we call it a “wood” heater when it doesn’t heat wood?
  • Change is a part of life except when it involves a vending machine.
Did you know that in the English language … … stewardesses
… lollipop
… typewriter
… dreamt
… month, orange, silver, purple
… abstemious, facetious
   longest word typed with only the left hand
longest word typed with your right hand
longest word typed on one row of the keyboard
only word that ends with the 2 letters “mt”
words that don’t rhyme with anything
only words which have all 5 vowels (aeiou) in order
  • A bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where the train stops.
    So the work station on my desk is where . . .
  • If a man speaks in the forest, but there’s no woman there to hear him … is he still wrong?
  • When composers die, do they decompose?
  • There are no shortcuts in life unless you right click and find one.