time for a break

KIDS PLAY

Aussie School Jokes for Kids

You may have heard some of these jokes told in a slightly different way. Some people call them groaners because that's the sound adults make when they read them. So if you feel like a bit of silly humour to brighten your day, take a look at our jokes for children. No one is looking and we'll never tell.

 1. Teacher says "Timmy, why does your homework look like Amy wrote it?"

ANSWER

 2. Teacher says, "John, why did you eat your homework?"

ANSWER

 3. Teacher says, "Martin, why did you eat your homework?"

ANSWER

 4. Teacher says, "David, why would you say your cat ate your homework?"

ANSWER

 5. Teacher says, "Can anyone tell me how many letters are in the alphabet?"

ANSWER

 6. Student says, "Do you know why that teacher has crossed eyes?"

ANSWER

 7. Student says, "Do you know why that teacher smiles when he closes his eyes"

ANSWER

 8. Teacher says, "Mary, your shoes are on the wrong feet"

ANSWER

 9. Teacher says, "Scott, what happened 100 years ago in Australia?"

ANSWER

10. Teacher says, "Sharon, do you write with your left or your right hand?"

ANSWER

11. Teacher says, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

ANSWER

12. Teacher says, "Peter, if you had 10 lollies and ate 7 of them, what would you have?"

ANSWER

13. What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

ANSWER

14. Why does your teacher wear sunnies?

ANSWER

15. Why did the skeleton fail the test?

ANSWER

16. Why did the young prince bring the king to school?

ANSWER

17. What is the maths book always mad?

ANSWER

18. Why did a song do well in school?

ANSWER

19. Why was the computer late for school?

ANSWER

 

We're SafeSurf Rated

Know Australia     Voice of Australians     Uniquely Australian     Tall Poppy     Australian Cards     Flashback     Games     Home

Contact Us     ALLdownunder.com.au    Website designed & managed by Lady Luck Enterprises