Sorry, we couldn't resist putting on this page some of the jokes you've sent us. If you're a blonde, just change it to another group: solicitors, pollies, people from another state, etc. Humour is universal.
Q: Did you hear about the traffic jam in Perth
Q: Why did the blonde tourist cross the road?
Q: What do blondes and Tooheys beer bottles
A blonde tourist walked into Harvey Normans and asked to buy a PM radio. Thinking this must be a new kind of radio overseas, the salesman said, "What does it do?" She replied, "It plays at night. I already have an AM radio for the day."
Q: What's the difference between a smart
Three girls from Bondi Beach were stranded in the (something) desert. Suddenly a Genie appeared saying "I will give each of you one wish".
"I want to go home," said the brunette. The Genie nodded his head and the brunette went home. Next was the
red head. She said, "I want to go home" and like the brunette she was whisked home.
The blonde replied, "I don't know where to go. I wish my friends were here to help me!"
A blonde ran into the house breathless. She said to her roommate, "I just saved $2 by not taking the bus. I chased it all the way home."
Her roommate, another blonde, said, "That's nothing. I chased a cab yesterday and saved myself $20."
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Q: Why was the blonde tourist so pleased with
Did you hear about the blonde tourist who locked her three friends in her Holden?
She called a locksmith to get them out. He charged her triple the rate because he unlocked 3 doors to get the 3 of them out. Blondes make his day.
Q: Why was the blonde staring at a shelf in
One blonde was overheard explaining to another blonde how to create a password on the computer. Her
password was ...
She explained that passwords need to be at least 8 characters long.
Q: What do you call a brunette standing
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty milk jug
Did you hear about the parachute invented by a blonde?
It opens on impact. It's the reason there are no sky diving clubs for blondes.