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Aussie Jokes for Kids

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You may have heard some of these jokes told in a slightly different way. Some people call them groaners because that's the sound adults make when they read them. So if you feel like a bit of silly humour to brighten your day, take a look at our jokes for children. No one is looking and we'll never tell.

 1. What did the caterpillar say to the Green Tree Python snake?

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 2. How do you make a goldfish age?

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 3. What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?

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 4. Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

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 5. When is a Holden not a car?

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 6. Why did the wallaby cross the road?

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 7. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?

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 8. Where do sheep get their hair cut?

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 9. What do you call a bunch of Barbies standing in a row?

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10. When is the moon the heaviest?

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11. How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

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12. What do you call a bike that's frozen?

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13. Why does the golfer take two pairs of pants with him when he plays golf?

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14. Why do cows have bells?

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15. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

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16. Should you ever iron a four leaf clover?

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17. Why is a tractor magic?

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18. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

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19. Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

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20.What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

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