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Aussie Jokes for Kids

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You may have heard some of these jokes told in a slightly different way. Some people call them groaners because that's the sound adults make when they read them. So if you feel like a bit of silly humour to brighten your day, take a look at our jokes for children. No one is looking and we'll never tell.

 1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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 2. Why did the wombat cross the road?

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 3. Why did the emu cross the road twice?

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 4. Why didn the muddy chicken cross the road twice?

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 5. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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 6. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

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 7. What do you call a zipper on a banana?

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 8. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?

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 9. Why do crocodiles eat raw meat?

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10. What did the Australian cattle dog do for fun in the city?

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11. Where do the Murray Cod keep their money?

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12. Why did the tomato blush?

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13. What did the Tasman Sea say to the Sydney beach?

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14. What did the sand at Bondi Beach say when the tide came in?

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15. Why was the young Green Tree Ant confused?

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16. Why do bees hum?

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17. What did the right eye say to the left eye?

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18. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

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19. Why can't Dalmatian dogs play hide and seek?

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