The Loaded Dog
by Henry Lawson (1867-1922)
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Andy's brain still worked on the cartridge; his eye was caught by the glare of an empty kerosene-tin lying in the
bushes, and it struck him that it wouldn’t be a bad idea to sink the cartridge packed with clay, sand, or stones in
the tin, to increase the force of the explosion. He may have been all out, from a scientific point of view, but the
notion looked all right to him. Jim Bently, by the way, wasn’t interested in their ‘damned silliness’. Andy noticed
an empty treacle-tin—the sort with the little tin neck or spout soldered on to the top for the convenience of
pouring out the treacle—and it struck him that this would have made the best kind of cartridge-case: he would only
have had to pour in the powder, stick the fuse in through the neck, and cork and seal it with bees’-wax. He was
turning to suggest this to Dave, when Dave glanced over his shoulder to see how the chops were doing—and bolted. He
explained afterwards that he thought he heard the pan spluttering extra, and looked to see if the chops were
burning. Jim Bently looked behind and bolted after Dave. Andy stood stock-still, staring after them.
‘Run, Andy! run!’ they shouted back at him. ‘Run!!! Look behind you, you fool!’ Andy turned slowly and looked, and
there, close behind him, was the retriever with the cartridge in his mouth—wedged into his broadest and silliest
grin. And that wasn’t all. The dog had come round the fire to Andy, and the loose end of the fuse had trailed and
waggled over the burning sticks into the blaze; Andy had slit and nicked the firing end of the fuse well, and now it
was hissing and spitting properly.
Andy’s legs started with a jolt; his legs started before his brain did, and he made after Dave and Jim. And the dog
Dave and Jim were good runners—Jim the best—for a short distance; Andy was slow and heavy, but he had the strength
and the wind and could last. The dog leapt and capered round him, delighted as a dog could be to find his mates, as
he thought, on for a frolic. Dave and Jim kept shouting back, ‘Don’t foller us! don’t foller us, you coloured fool!’
but Andy kept on, no matter how they dodged. They could never explain, any more than the dog, why they followed each
other, but so they ran, Dave keeping in Jim’s track in all its turnings, Andy after Dave, and the dog circling round
Andy—the live fuse swishing in all directions and hissing and spluttering and stinking. Jim yelling to Dave not to
follow him, Dave shouting to Andy to go in another direction— to ‘spread out’, and Andy roaring at the dog to go
home. Then Andy’s brain began to work, stimulated by the crisis: he tried to get a running kick at the dog, but the
dog dodged; he snatched up sticks and stones and threw them at the dog and ran on again. The retriever saw that he’d
made a mistake about Andy, and left him and bounded after Dave. Dave, who had the presence of mind to think that the
fuse’s time wasn’t up yet, made a dive and a grab for the dog, caught him by the tail, and as he swung round
snatched the cartridge out of his mouth and flung it as far as he could: the dog immediately bounded after it and
retrieved it. Dave roared and cursed at the dog, who seeing that Dave was offended, left him and went after Jim, who
was well ahead. Jim swung to a sapling and went up it like a native bear; it was a young sapling, and Jim couldn’t
safely get more than ten or twelve feet from the ground. The dog laid the cartridge, as carefully as if it was a
kitten, at the foot of the sapling, and capered and leaped and whooped joyously round under Jim. The big pup
reckoned that this was part of the lark—he was all right now—it was Jim who was out for a spree. The fuse sounded as
if it were going a mile a minute. Jim tried to climb higher and the sapling bent and cracked. Jim fell on his feet
and ran. The dog swooped on the cartridge and followed. It all took but a very few moments. Jim ran to a digger’s
hole, about ten feet deep, and dropped down into it—landing on soft mud—and was safe. The dog grinned sardonically
down on him, over the edge, for a moment, as if he thought it would be a good lark to drop the cartridge down on
‘Go away, Tommy,’ said Jim feebly, ‘go away.’
The dog bounded off after Dave, who was the only one in sight now; Andy had dropped behind a log, where he lay flat
on his face, having suddenly remembered a picture of the Russo-Turkish war with a circle of Turks lying flat on
their faces (as if they were ashamed) round a newly-arrived shell.
There was a small hotel or shanty on the creek, on the main road, not far from the claim. Dave was desperate, the
time flew much faster in his stimulated imagination than it did in reality, so he made for the shanty. There were
several casual Bushmen on the verandah and in the bar; Dave rushed into the bar, banging the door to behind him. ‘My
dog!’ he gasped, in reply to the astonished stare of the publican, ‘the blanky retriever— he’s got a live cartridge
in his mouth——’
The retriever, finding the front door shut against him, had bounded round and in by the back way, and now stood
smiling in the doorway leading from the passage, the cartridge still in his mouth and the fuse spluttering. They
burst out of that bar. Tommy bounded first after one and then after another, for, being a young dog, he tried to
make friends with everybody.
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